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  1. Scrawl A novel byby Mark Shulman

  2. Introduction Tod Munn is a bully. He’s tough, but times are even tougher. The wimps have stopped coughing up their lunch money. The administration is cracking down. Then to make things worse, Tod and his friends get busted doing something bad. Something really bad. Lucky Tod must spend his daily detention in a hot, empty room with Mrs. Woodrow, a no-nonsense guidance counselor. He doesn’t know why he’s there, but she does. Tod’s punishment:

  3. to scrawl his story in a beat-up notebook. He can be painfully funny and he can be brutally honest. But can Mrs. Woodrow help Tod stop playing the bad guy before he actually turns into one…for real? Wednesday, October 27 Think about a pair of glasses for a second. You see them every day but you really don’t think about them, I bet. They’re just glass and metal , or glass and plastic. Little pieces of glass stuck on your face that mean everything.

  4. Maybe they mean you’re smart. Maybe they mean you’re rich. But definitely they mean you can’t see without them. Grind the glass this way, put in a slight curve, and you can see far. Change that curve just a hair, just a tiny, minuscule difference, and you can see near. Grab the two lenses between your big hands and twist your wrist – just snap part over the nose – now you can’t see anything for the rest of the day. That’s how it went for fat Ricardo Mazana.

  5. The bell rang for English class and I’d promised Mr. Harmon I wouldn’t be late again. I got up off Ricardo’s chubby back, peeled myself off that authentic, autographed blue hockey sweatshirt he wears every day with the stupid hole in it, and I wiped off my big old carpenter pants. Ricardo was pathetic sprawled on the floor, not crying this time but blinking a lot and not talking either, like he was in bed that morning and he didn’t want to get up and go to school for some reason. That’s the bell Ricardo. Time to get up. Kids were starting to walk around us and look, but they steered plenty clear of me. Mostly they looked at Ricardo on the sick green dusty floor next to the overflowing trash can. That’s when I noticed the orange peel next to the

  6. bright blue can for the first time, close by Ricardo’s tangled hair, but I really had to go. Reaching down and helping Ricardo up would be a good idea. Usually they aren’t so quick to narc if you do something nice, something unexpected just before you walk away. I reached down with my hand thoughtfully, and I smiled, and I pulled Ricardo on to his fat stupid feet. I kept that smile going while I fogged up both halves of his glasses with my breath an wiped away my thick thumb prints. Just before I sauntered down the empty hall to class, I pressed the parts straight into his trembly palm. (Mrs. W. is trembly a word or should I have used trembling?) They’re not even really glass you know, , almost never. Glass is easier to break than plastic. But I think it would be mean to crack the lenses. I guess we’ll always call them glasses anyway. I ran down the hall.

  7. Tuesday, October 19 Call me Tod. Okay, no, I’m just kidding. That’s the first line from Moby Dick, all right? I always wanted to start a book like that. This is my first book, and I’m writing it for one reason only. Not for history and not for scientific research and definitely not to let out my inner demons. I’m doing it so I don’t have to pick up trash in the school courtyard like certain deviant so-called friends of mine who also got caught. I am being reformed. The story begins with me, your humble narrator, alone and stranded after school in a Study Hall the exact same color as puke. I’m a prisoner caught in the florescent searchlights, looking pale green while I smudge blue ink in a black and white composition book. The floor is the same sad green as my pants, but my pants are a lot cleaner. My white pad of paper looks a little green too.

  8. When I looked up and asked you, “What do you want me to write about?” you said, “About anything.” About anything? Okay. Fine with me. You asked for it. I’ll write about this desk. I hate this desk. It’s nothing but a slab of plastic connected to my chair by a flimsy rod. Did you know that if you’re strong enough, you can twist the desk part up and around until it looks like an arm shrugging. Somebody has been doing that all over the school. You know, if you put a lefty desk and a righty desk next to it the right way, the desks really seem like they’re saying “I don’t care.” They look about as bored and uninterested as the rest of us. [Tod, do you really believe your feelings apply to every student?] [So you’re going to write in my notebook?] [When I feel the need.]

  9. There’s a small cage under the chair that’s not big enough to hold half of the huge textbooks they make us carry. How come we need to carry a year’s worth of math when we’re only working on three pages a week? Can’t they come up with smaller textbooks they could give us every month so We The People Who Do The Homework don’t have to lug eleven trees back and forth every day? Especially the kids who’d rather sell their monthly welfare bus pass than use it. This is taking so long to write. I can hear the huge prison clock buzzing and clicking every sixty seconds when the minute hand shifts. I’m actually grateful that they wasted money last year on these cheap loud clocks instead of better ones or air-conditioning. Each minute, another tick! Interrupts the teacher and comforts me – I’m one tick closer to the end of class, the end of the day, the end of school forever. The clocks have huge numbers so the blind kids can read them. I’m not

  10. kidding, either. They probably tick so the blind kids can share the equal opportunity of knowing how long the class is going to drag out, like the way the elevators beep for every floor they pass. I think its weird we have those blind inclusion kids. Isn’t there a special school they can go to? What else is in the room? There’s a cracked brown flower pot with a stick in it. The stick was probably a plant. Its got a red ribbon hanging off it like you find on the corner of a diploma, or if you won the spelling bee. The ribbon says “Congratulations”, but who the heck knows why? Congratulations, you finally got a low-paying teaching job. Congratulations, you just got tenure in a school full of mouth-breathers who can’t spell “TV”. Congratulations, you retired and didn’t die of boredom teaching the same idiocy to idiots who care less about what’s in your mind than what’s in your car. Congratulations, you just put your new plant on a baking-hot radiator in a room that overlooks a brick walk in the crappy part of town. Congratulations,

  11. we’re entrusting you with the mascot of our school. It’s a dead stick. I’m sitting next to a chalkboard powdered with layers of dust. It makes me sick to breathe. The board is framed with some sort of dark wood that was probably pretty nice in its day. You can tell somebody cared then. All over the school I see that kind of wood where it hasn’t been painted or fallen down or ripped out. Its smooth and has a nice pattern in it, or whatever real wood pattern is called. Too bad it’s chipped and gouged and splintered and covered with graffiti from wannabe crime kingpins leaving their mark on the world. When you’re an adult , you express yourself with flowers, and they die on the radiator. When you’re a kid, you make your name with fat-tip markers and carving knives. And you live forever. Grain. The wood pattern is called a grain. And there’s you. You’re reading this, Mrs. W., so I’m sure not going to say anything about the only other person in this miserable field of seven hundred desks. Okay? I wrote enough words. I’m done for the day.