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Dark Penguin: A Surreal Journey Through Poetry and Philosophy

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Enter the bizarre, surreal world of "DARK PENGUIN," where whimsical visions intermingle with deep philosophical musings. Authored by Count Buttocks, this poem beckons readers to dive into its intricacies and uncover hidden meanings. Inspired by nightmares and peppered with absurd humor, it challenges you to decipher its purpose. Best experienced audibly, ideally by a burly clown or an eccentric dentist, "DARK PENGUIN" captivates with its unique style—termed "crap-verse" by the author—and invites you to reflect on your own existence.

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  1. DARK PENGUIN

  2. ------------

  3. Author's Foreword:

  4. My name is Count Buttocks. I would like to say a few things before

  5. you begin your descent into the surrealisitic, virtual world of ideas that

  6. is "DARK PENGUIN". In the writing of this poem... my personal masterpiece...

  7. I tried for a grand epic feel. Something parallel to Odysseus... My inspir-

  8. ation for the poem cam to me through a re-occurring nightmare of Omar Sharif

  9. in his underwear, uttering the word 'DOMINOES' over and over again. I have

  10. also written it in my own style. I like to call it... crap-verse.

  11. I have a purpose in this poem. My purpose is quite hidden. I

  12. challenge you, the reader to decipher it. It is the challenge of this poem.

  13. You must try and find the purpose or meaning of this poem.

  14. I also have a suggestion. This particular poem is better heard and

  15. not read... and also... it is best if you have it read to you by a burly

  16. clown, or a dentist who really likes "Heaven's Gate".

  17. Remember..... you must attempt to figure out the point of the poem...

  18. the purpose. And in doing so... maybe discover your OWN purpose, on this re-

  19. volving sphere we like to call- The Earth.

  20. DARK PENGUIN

  21. ------------

  22. To live... to die... to bungee...

  23. Eat, sleep, pray, sweep...

  24. I am all in time.

  25. Heaven..., Hell...,

  26. Both not unlike Cleveland.

  27. Death, Life...

  28. The soul and spirit can seperate from the flesh...

  29. Escaping the body...

  30. Mine did once,

  31. And ran up a helluva tab at Sears.

  32. Spaghetti, Jello, Spirit...

  33. VERSIONS OF THE SAME THING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  34. Infinity only exists in space and

  35. In the human mind.

  36. With the possible exception of Earnest Borgnine.

  37. How inspiring is the immortal PHILOSOPHY.

  38. The Great Socrates...

  39. Whose final words were...

  40. "Wait just a god-damn second...

  41. This isn't a Long-Island ice tea?!"

  42. There is no God...

  43. A thought crosses my mind,

  44. Every time I catch a syndicated episode of Full House.

  45. Forever IS limited...

  46. Death has died...

  47. The Scythe falls into new hands,

  48. Hands without discretion...

  49. Let us pray they used lotion???!!!

  50. How boring is existance