Ms. Amanda Popularis Remembered by Maddie Bonahue
Amanda Popularis Amanda Popularis influenced the lives of many. Most of her friends wereshallow teenage girls, and egotistical jerks.
Her Message • Her message was simple. If most people think something is true, it must be true, so go along with the masses and everyone will like you.
In today’s society • Ms. Populariswill be remembered in many places, but most commonly in advertisements she made for businesses and in the actions of today’s wannabes, her BFFs
Survived by… • Ms. Popuplis is survived by her sister, Trudy Herself, and her brother Simon Independent. • “We shall dearly miss your lack of consideration and swayable personality.” • -Trudy Herself
Finally, her favorite poem: And also treasured by Bandwagon and other fallacy friends and family Much Madness is divinest Sense By Emily Dickinson Much Madness is divinest Sense — To a discerning Eye — Much Sense — the starkest Madness — ’Tis the Majority In this, as All, prevail — Assent — and you are sane — Demur — you’re straightway dangerous — And handled with a Chain — • Reprinted by permission of the publishers and the Truste