1. Ian's 50th Birthday Bash! Caister Today CCT Lighting Raft Race Shades of Grey Mark your diaries for the party of 2008 when Ian finally becomes middle-aged. Yorkshire might be a long way for you to come but we’d like to think the trip will be worth it. Ian, Karen & David Hendon Manor During the evening there will be the opportunity to dance the night away, prop up the bar or relax in the lounge and watch old videos of classics such as “Caister Today”, “Heinrich Van Bollock brings the house down” and “Mr. 18 Plus gets a Holly Bush up his jacksie.” • Schedule for the evening • 7:00pm Germans grab the best tables • 8:00pm Disco starts • 9:00pm Yorkshire Supper served • 10:00pm “This is your life” • (a celebration of Ian’s lifetime achievements) • 10:01pm Disco resumes • 11:50pm Last Orders at the Bar • 00:00 Bar closes • 00:30 Staff start to get stroppy • 01:00 Troublemakers given ASBOs Morley Town Council Standing Ovations Fantasy Disco Morley FM Let us know if you intend to come for the catering so we know how many peas to mush. Phone: (0113) 252 0662 Email: ian.grey@iangrey.org.uk Blog: http://iangrey.org/party City Hall More online at: http://iangrey.org/party LEAVE A COMMENT! Batley Round Table Young Scientists BlogPower Wok & Bra 18 Plus TAG

2. Ian's 50th Birthday Bash! When:Saturday 12th April, 8pm to Midnight (R.S.V.P., R.O.A.R., S.N.A.F.U.) Where:Thornfield House, (Morley Masonic Hall) Bruntcliffe Road, Morley, West Yorkshire LS27 0QG Tel: (0113) 253 2023 Who:Kids welcome, but Parental advisory: strong language, inappropriate behaviour likely! Nearby accommodation a short walk away: The Old Vicarage (0113) 253 2174 Innkeeper’s Lodge 0845 11 26 040 Or, a short drive (or taxi) away: The Brickworks 0870 197 7152 Woodlands Hotel (0113) 238 1488 There is plenty of parking at the venue which is on the A650 mid-way between M62 junction 27 (to Wakefield) and junction 28 (to Bradford) MORE ONLINE!