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  1. Yiddish Refresher! Show By Cindy holdemqueen@hotmail.com 2004 holdemqueen@hotmail.com

  2. Vay iz meer • An expression which closely resembles "Woe is Me",and is cried out by Jewish mothers every 15 minutes. • An anthem of true suffering. holdemqueen@hotmail.com

  3. Goyim: • People who are Gentile. A polite term for anyone who doesn't love a good bargain or has extra skin on his schmeckel. holdemqueen@hotmail.com

  4. Tattalah • An endearing term of love which means "little man". • An emasculating term for women to call men, if you think about it. But who has time to think. holdemqueen@hotmail.com

  5. Gefilte Fish • A tasty mix of congealed fish parts and transparent slime jelly.The only food it is permissible for Jewish children to refuse. • In some families, they may even be allowed to gag, but politely. holdemqueen@hotmail.com

  6. Chaleria • A derogatory term which best refers to a female business associate or a mother-in-law. The closest English equivalent is "bitch". holdemqueen@hotmail.com

  7. Koorveh • A call-girl, or prostitute. • A reference to the Russian Czar's wife at the turn of the 20th Century, and to that flashy shiksa your nephew married. Also known as Nafkeh. holdemqueen@hotmail.com

  8. Kugel • A yummy blend of overcooked noodles , raisins, and curds of ripe cheese. Not fun to look at. When lathered with sour cream makes an excellent artery hardener. holdemqueen@hotmail.com

  9. Borscht • A purple soup made from beets and ammonia. Often eatenby elderly Ashkenazic Jews who slurp noisily and have protruding nose hair. Which is helpful, because it stinks to high heaven. holdemqueen@hotmail.com

  10. K'naidlach • Also referred to as matzoh balls. Made with styrofoam and sponges. There isn't a laxative in the world strong enough to counteract them. holdemqueen@hotmail.com

  11. Schmendrick • A man who messes things up, always loses and feels miserable. Closely related to Schlemazel and Schlemiell. Every Jewish familyhas at least one, often named Irving. holdemqueen@hotmail.com

  12. Schlemiel • A jerk who can't do anything right. In simple terms, someone who's always spilling his soup. holdemqueen@hotmail.com

  13. Schlemazel • The poor dumb putz a Schlemiell is always spilling soup on. holdemqueen@hotmail.com

  14. Tsuris • A word referring to all problems, • trouble, grief, aggravation and heartache. Examples: daughter pregnant with child of an unemployed Catholic bartender, adult son loses job and moves back home.Major Tsuris: Daughter and  baby "Bridget" move back home too. holdemqueen@hotmail.com

  15. Latkes • Potato pancakes fried in castor oil and lightly seasoned with balsa wood. Smells like old boxer shorts. holdemqueen@hotmail.com

  16. Ken in- a- hura • A gleeful rejoice used when Jewish parents find out their only daughter is going to marry the Jewish surgeon (who is bi) rather than that poor, unemployed goyishe bartenderwho is a stud… holdemqueen@hotmail.com

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