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  1. A Humorous look at World Ideologies Explained by Reference to Cows

  2. Feudalism You have two cows. Your lord takes some of the milk.

  3. Capitalism You don’t have any cows. The bank will not lend you money to buy cows. Buy your own cows!

  4. Socialism You have two cows. The government takes them and puts them in a barn with everyone else’s cows. You have to take care of all the cows. The government give you a glass of milk.

  5. Pure Communism You share two cows with your neighbors. You and your neighbors argue about who has the most “ability” and who have the most “need”. Meanwhile: No one works, No one gets any milk, And the cows drop dead of starvation.

  6. Russian Communism You have two cows. You have to take care of them, but the government takes all the milk. You steal back as much milk as you can and sell it on the black market.

  7. Cambodian Communism You have two cows. The government takes both and shoots you.

  8. Dictatorship You have two cows. The government take both and drafts you into the army.

  9. Fascism You have two cows. The government takes both. The government hires you take care of them. The government sells you the milk.

  10. Pure Democracy You have two cows. Your neighbors decide who gets the milk.

  11. Representative Democracy You have two cows. Your neighbors pick someone to tell you who gets the milk.

  12. Pure Anarchy You have two cows. Either you sell the milk at a fair price or your neighbors try to take the cows and kill you.